is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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