Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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