It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
