I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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