So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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