Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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