Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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