get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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