this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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