she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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