420 ftw
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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