If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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