Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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