State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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