My brain says no but my pants say off.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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