No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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