I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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