why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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