Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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