i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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