you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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