I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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