absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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