I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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