I just pynch a tree in the face
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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