Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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