even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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