It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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