Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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