I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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