You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Never underestimate the power of titties
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
