I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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