She's JV to your varsity
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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