You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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