Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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