she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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