well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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