either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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