you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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