All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
