Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
