Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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