So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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