"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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