Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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