I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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