he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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