I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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