Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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