talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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