I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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