That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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