The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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