Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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