Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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